One of the worst feelings is when you feel a hyperfixiation slipping.. Like no.. Youre so sexy pls keep giving me happy chemical
Girl help I'm losing my fixation
Voted wettest sounding video on tumblr
Me: wettest sound?
*turns on sound*
Me: oh. Yeah. That’s a wet sounding video
I need an umbrella to watch this video
>looking for a new cake video
>ask tumblr if their cake video is creepy or wet
>they dont understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is creepy and what is wet
>they laugh and say “it’s a good cake video sir”
>watch the video
>it’s wet
I don't think I could be trusted with shapeshifting powers bc I would just turn into a bear and attack things with my claws at any minor inconvenience. it would be my go-to solution for everything
*fucking unspools you*
GET DOWN
i just know there was a weird little girl in the middle ages out there stealing snake's eggs and putting them in her family's chicken coop in the hope of hatching a basilisk
god i love the internet because if i said shit like this to people irl they'd probably just stare at me blankly but when i post it online everyone in the notes reacts like this
Be careful of Asexuals y'all, I heard they aren't fucking around
And frequently we have no fucks to give.
and categorically not to be fucked with
Transformers is different from other war based stories because it's so incredibly fucking petty. No matter how gritty and miserable you try and depict war in transformers these motherfuckers are so hard to kill that they practically live foreevrr. They all know each other. Like you don't just hate starscream because he's an enemy Decepticon or even because he's a powerful enemy Decepticon. You hate him as an individual because that' stupid asshole has blown you up four times and also he called you tacky three years ago and he NEVER notices your new paint job and-
Like they're all fighting a war for sure but literally every character knows each other personally and has deeply personal beef with each other so every single fight turns from a run of the mill battle for resources into a really specific squabble over a seven decade old argument that has devolved into mindless slap fighting and insults and both parties are unkillable war machines
